So, is it weird that every time I say v-day I feel like i'm referencing vagina day? Don't answer that....
But in a sense Valentine's Day is kinda like a big fucking tribute to vaginas. It's like guys saying, "Hey girl, I really want to take your vagina out to a fancy restaurant and give it some roses, otherwise you won't let me see your vagina any day this week."
Sorry if my thoughts are too crude for you, but here are a few more about Valentine's Day.
1) Valentine's day is the queen of Hallmark Holidays. And yes I'm saying this because I don't have a boyfriend to spend it with! I'm not going to hide it like so many others do. All those girls who say they wouldn't celebrate v-day even if they had a boyfriend are simply just lying to your face. It's a lot easier to pretend to be better than thou when you don't have anyone to be less than with..
2) Truth be told, I'm not actually sad about being boyfriendless on valentine's day. This is actually because I am better than thou! But seriously I am happy to have awesome single friends to spend a nice tuesday night with and drink a lot a lot of....lentil soup ;)
3) Need I say more? I think we've covered the pros and cons of being single on Valentine's Day. I've discussed what Valentine's Day is like for a woman and a man, which are pretty much the essentials.
Some concluding thoughts then. V-day is a holiday that subjects couples to way too much pressure to making the perfect night happen, singles to wallow in their singledom, and those asking their sweet valentine out subject to being way too cliche!! Positives?? An old friend of mine would say, it's an excuse to do something fun so take advantage and don't make too much hype.
Anyways, those are just my thoughts on Valentine's Day. See 1 for more clarification on thoughts 2 and 3.
xoxoxo
Happy v-day *giggles
But in a sense Valentine's Day is kinda like a big fucking tribute to vaginas. It's like guys saying, "Hey girl, I really want to take your vagina out to a fancy restaurant and give it some roses, otherwise you won't let me see your vagina any day this week."
Sorry if my thoughts are too crude for you, but here are a few more about Valentine's Day.
1) Valentine's day is the queen of Hallmark Holidays. And yes I'm saying this because I don't have a boyfriend to spend it with! I'm not going to hide it like so many others do. All those girls who say they wouldn't celebrate v-day even if they had a boyfriend are simply just lying to your face. It's a lot easier to pretend to be better than thou when you don't have anyone to be less than with..
2) Truth be told, I'm not actually sad about being boyfriendless on valentine's day. This is actually because I am better than thou! But seriously I am happy to have awesome single friends to spend a nice tuesday night with and drink a lot a lot of....lentil soup ;)
3) Need I say more? I think we've covered the pros and cons of being single on Valentine's Day. I've discussed what Valentine's Day is like for a woman and a man, which are pretty much the essentials.
Some concluding thoughts then. V-day is a holiday that subjects couples to way too much pressure to making the perfect night happen, singles to wallow in their singledom, and those asking their sweet valentine out subject to being way too cliche!! Positives?? An old friend of mine would say, it's an excuse to do something fun so take advantage and don't make too much hype.
Anyways, those are just my thoughts on Valentine's Day. See 1 for more clarification on thoughts 2 and 3.
xoxoxo
Happy v-day *giggles
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